You guys, I totally know what the ‘creepy’ secret in Super 8 is…

You guys, I totally know what the ‘creepy’ secret in Super 8 is…

Christoph is totally a Canucks fan.

He’s creeping the Cup!

Christoph is totally a Canucks fan.

He’s creeping the Cup!

Smurfing creepy, Christoph!

Smurfing creepy, Christoph!

Christoph thinks he would’ve made a better sidekick than this robot skeleton nonsense. Balls!

Christoph thinks he would’ve made a better sidekick than this robot skeleton nonsense. Balls!

Christoph is wondering why, precisely, he wasn’t invited to this little meet and greet.

Christoph is wondering why, precisely, he wasn’t invited to this little meet and greet.

Christoph Creeps Cannes!

Christoph isn’t sure about that Marchesa mess that Rachel McAdams is wearing.

Christoph Creeps Cannes!

Christoph isn’t sure about that Marchesa mess that Rachel McAdams is wearing.

Christoph Creeps Cannes!
Christoph really wanted to be in Kung Fu Panda 2. It’s okay though, he’ll settle for creeping this close to the Jolie!

Christoph Creeps Cannes!

Christoph really wanted to be in Kung Fu Panda 2. It’s okay though, he’ll settle for creeping this close to the Jolie!

Christoph made it to Cannes! Can you find him?

Christoph made it to Cannes! Can you find him?

Christoph doesn’t care if she’s the Bossypants…as long as he can still creep.

Christoph doesn’t care if she’s the Bossypants…as long as he can still creep.

Christoph may have worked with Rob Pattinson, but he’s totally Team Jacob.

Christoph may have worked with Rob Pattinson, but he’s totally Team Jacob.