You guys, I totally know what the ‘creepy’ secret in Super 8 is…
Christoph is totally a Canucks fan.
He’s creeping the Cup!
Christoph thinks he would’ve made a better sidekick than this robot skeleton nonsense. Balls!
Christoph doesn’t care if she’s the Bossypants…as long as he can still creep.
Christoph may have worked with Rob Pattinson, but he’s totally Team Jacob.